Looks like this week I have plenty more to post about other than the random craziness and funny that happens in our guild. Like many guilds, we stepped into AQ for the first time and experienced new, fresh content. Overall, we like AQ, but boy, is it tough for me to get used to paying repair bills again. I feel sorry for our plate wearers.
I bet you'd be grumpy too if you got rudely awakened from an eons-long nap
When Lothy is on our side, he's a Horde killing beast. But when he's not...
That was shortly after I took a heroic strike crit that put me into tomorrow.
Luckily, Skeram went down with little effort:
Next was the Power Rang-um, I mean Vem, Kri, and Vauj. Here's a note - never save the chick for last. Never.
I'm detecting a pattern...
Sartura apparently has a buff that gives you the jump hax. (#%&^%#$%'in Sartura)
Luckily, the whirlwinding little witch went down shortly after
Fankriss looks like one of those bugs you see in a public park restroom. Especially when dead.
Princess Huhuhakunamatata is next on our hit list.
But no update is complete without random quotes. No leadins from me...you can simply draw your own conclusions...
Freud would have a field day. Until next time!
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WTB [Draft Dodger]
I smell a pretender to the throne
Actually, speaking of fakes:
Lately, we've been plugging away at farming the usual raid content and inch ever so closer to the new-carpet-smell of AQ20. Soon, my little pretties, soon. Until then, TK is destined to keep itself away from the spectre of boredom. Thankfully, AQ contest winners came on our runs this week, and they all seemed to come away with neato epics, grats guys, and by the way, we're just as insane as we sound. I'll show you.
Mandalicious > Lucy Lawless
Spelling > Lothy
However, I hear Lothy stomps Tauren into beef jerky in his spare time:
I knew Ragnaros had some kind of use if we couldn't skin him
Decisions, decisions in STV PvP:
That's ok though, the Horde have nothing on MinniFurRobo. I'll form the head!
Doing my part to cut down unscrupulous players:
TK: Building Inter-Guild Relations on Mug'thol:
I have the best UI. Ever. Seriously.
Step One: Find a suitable surface to lie down on. Use body heat to keep toasty.
Step Two: Find and slay wild animal to hunt for fur.
Step Three: If you're a skinner, slit the animal open, clear the guts out of the way, and slide inside. And you thought they smelled bad on the outside...
How about relationships? TK knows about that too.
Dyfed's reputation with Females has decreased slightly.
Even down to the simple basics, TK is there for you.
...although I don't quite remember that it goes like that. Oh well!
Anyway...boredom over farming BWL and waiting for AQ has given way to *gasp* PvP, and AB is a common place for the guild to blow off some steam - even against each other:
But a ridiculous bug in AB (which I hope gets fixed soon) involving a certain priest spell has provided some break to the monotony of the honor grind:
"See what Uncle Hallow brought home for you Theo? Don't forget to housetrain it this time around."
I kinda preferred Transformers for toys when I was little, but a big green orc with a skirt works just fine too (<3 to Borc and apologies!).
All this AB'ing has left me tired. It's just hard to find a good seat to rest on - especially in STV:
Somehow, I think it could use a cushion...
And here's our newest priest. I think she fits in quite nicely:
...well, maybe there's a few things to work on.
I hear labor is cheap for farming carapaces:
And because I can't kill Horde, I guess we better start farming each other for faction at the Dire Maul arena.
And Aeglos, I TOLD YOU I'D GET YOU BACK:
Hope you enjoyed the update.
Or perhaps auditions for being in the next Matrix:
...although I hear it comes with some "occupational hazards":
"Yarrrgh...this be da worst place ta be advertisin' our swashbucklin' musical."
See, now this wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't for that inconvenient dying every day of the week to raids:
Honestly, though, I think TK has a best chance at another job as cheerleaders:
Other than that, it's been the usual, although more and more I keep finding out something new about my guildmates.
And hear I thought Jehanne listened to Bach and Mozart:
Personally, I was talking about PvP. I gave up insulting people for Lent, I wasn't responsible:
That must be a horrible disease, this penisis:
(5g to the first person aside from who said it to correctly tell me who said that)
I think I got a defective Rune.
I hope everyone is looking forward to AQ! The troops are arriving, and they have one order from their general:
More news to come!
